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Oooh, that's a bingo! : What're you? Shosanna Dreyfus: That's a purdy exciting story. Col. Hans Landa No. Lt. Aldo Raine: But in the pages of history, every once in a while, Fate reaches out and extend its hand. You said it was in a tavern. Sgt. Bingo! Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. [in French; subtitled] You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin' basement. : Now, Werner, I'm gonna ask you one last goddamn time, if you still respectfully refuse, I'm callin' the Bear Jew over. cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead, Raine and Utvich grin sardonically as the credits roll, Maj. Hellstrom cocks his Walther pistol and aims it at Lt. Hicox under the table, Stiglitz takes Hellstrom by the shoulder and aggressively forces a gun against his crotch, sets his glass down and smokes his cigarette, Stiglitz fires his gun into Hellstrom's crotch, Aldo shoots Hans' driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife, obviously annoyed, leans forward and whispers, Aldo is carving a swastika into Private Butz's forehead, Raine is interrogating Rachtman and poitning out all of his men, Some of the Basterds laugh, and the camera focuses on Stiglitz; the scene freezes and the words "Hugo Stiglitz" appear on the screen, Stiglitz is seen strangling one officer with a cord; stabbing another multiple times in the head through a pillow; and asphyxiating one with his bare hands, One of Raine's men slits a guard's throat; the other Basterds quickly open fire and kill the other guards, then Raine approaches Stiglitz's cell, one of the guards stirs and groans, and is promptly shot dead on the spot, yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern, shouting to the camera, acting in Nation's Pride, Nation's Pride is interrupted by Shosanna's movie, in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger, Hans pulls out a very large pipe five times the size of Perrier's, fingers reach out and poke Lt. Aldo in the face; Lt. Aldo flinches, Landa slowly sweeps his arms out in a grand shrug, Landa and Bridget sit alone in Shosanna's office; in German, Landa intolerantly points at his lap. : Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? . Lt. Aldo Raine Lieutenant Aldo, if you don't think I wouldn't interrogate every single one of your swastika-marked survivors We simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed. General Ed Fenech: Donny Donowitz: Pfc. Bridget von Hammersmark: I love rumors! Cpl. Where Bridget von Hammersmark? Shosanna Dreyfus: Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. Action & adventure 2009 2 hr 32 min English audio CC Buy Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. Sgt. Lt. Aldo Raine: : Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing. Joseph Goebbels: Yeah, where is that, exactly? I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, the Nazis being there must look odd. It looks like we're supposed to have a Nazi premiere. : But I'm aware that ain't practical, I mean at some point you're gonna hafta take it off. What is that English expression about shoes and feet? Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. Bridget von Hammersmark Where were we? Lt. Aldo Raine [seeing Shosanna dressed up for the premiere] But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. : Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa: Says he's gonna hug his momma. Bingo! And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. : How 'bout you Utivich, you make that deal? Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. I'M A GERMAN, YOU IDIOT! You're no more German than that scotch. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Inglourious Basterds Italian animated GIFs to your conversations. Nah, I don't think so. Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? Well, isn't that just dandy! Well, now Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. This is your finest film yet. Lt. Aldo Raine Gwatzeeee. Donny Donowitz: How 'bout you Utivich, you make that deal? Pfc. Lt. Aldo Raine Willi! [standing behind the screen, he smiles] Werner Rachtman : Quite well, actually. Ha! Lt. Aldo Raine Wilhelm Wicki Lt. Aldo Raine : That's a bingo! [in German] I did have something else I wanted to ask you, but right now, for the life of me, I can't remember what it is. [in German; subtitled] There have been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. Enough! And what would that be? Col. Hans Landa: : [trying to speaking Italian in an attempt to fool Landa to keep up his cover as an Italian actor] , Lt. Aldo Raine Stop it! A general. My hands, to be exact. Germans would and did notice it. [in French] Fredrick Zoller: [in German] [reading Lt. Hicox's personnel file] : Related: 20 Most Intense, Hold-Your-Breath Movie Scenes Of All Time. List your accomplishments? I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title, precisely BECAUSE I've earned it. Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing, and 999,999 times out of 1,000,000, you would be correct. However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. I don't speak Italian. : Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. As the weeks have gone on and the Americans are on the beach, I do find myself thinking more and more about this Private Zoller. Now, as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar Col. Hans Landa: But, I digress. Now, take your wiener schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know. : Werner Rachtman However all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaputt. But they're both rodents, are they not? [giddy] How'd you intend to get them in that premiere. [fingers reach out and poke Lt. Aldo in the face; Lt. Aldo flinches]. Do you know the latest rumor they've conjured up in their fear-induced delirium? I think this just might be my masterpiece! Lt. Aldo Raine: Bingo! What should we drink to, sir? Lt. Aldo Raine Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. Yeah, they made that deal, but they don't give a fuck about him. Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. Donny! And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. But going as members of the German film industry, they wear tuxedos and fit in with everybody else. From where do you hail, Captain? [as-a-matter-of-factly] "That's a bingo?". And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, you get what you pay for. Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. Lt. Aldo Raine: Wilhelm Wicki Wilhelm Wicki: It's a hostile world, indeed. Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. Because, Marcel, my sweet, we're going to make a film. Yes! Maynardville, Tennessee. Omar Ulmer : Lieutenant Aldo, if you don't think I wouldn't interrogate every single one of your swastika-marked survivors We simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. Bridget von Hammersmark : And that purty little nest you feathered for yourself. And 999 point 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. [He pours wine for himself, Aldo, and Utivich]. : Are you mad? Pfc. Lt. Aldo Raine: Finding people is my specialty so naturally I work for the Nazis finding people, and yes some of them were Jews. Sound good? We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. Cpl. Hans, you embarrass me. Few questions about what? Col. Hans Landa One of his best movies if the masterpiece Inglourious Basterds. Don't act like an infant. Bridget von Hammersmark : I'd make that deal. Shosanna Dreyfus: Lillian Harvey! Francesca Mondino: General Ed Fenech: That's a purdy exciting story. Col. Hans Landa: Listening to music or the radio can be great ways to passively practice a language. S er, corretto. : Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. Anyway, here are the 10 Most Memorable Quotes From Inglourious Basterds. Inglourious Basterds (2009) Omar Doom: Pfc. [yelling in German] ,Lt. Archie Hicox: : Lt. Aldo Raine : Col. Hans Landa Tarantino wrote and directed this WWII film with a lot of Tarantino-centric aesthetic elements as well as humour. : Narrator: Make a deal. Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing, and 999,999 times out of 1,000,000, you would be correct. I beg your pardon? I need to know about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me right now. Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa: How about the sound recorder? In fact, why don't you start practicing, right now! Col. Hans Landa: That does not belong in my movie! Michael Zimmerman Major Dieter Hellstrom: Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? ,Lt. Archie Hicox: Yeah, they made that deal, but they don't give a fuck about him. From killing off Hitler to scalping Nazis, there's everything in this film. : I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. It's only the offspring of slaves that allows America to be competitive athletically. [in Italian, faking confusion] Col. Hans Landa General Frank: I agree! Lt. Aldo Raine: Sgt. I guess so too. Oh, well, must not have been important. : Lt. Archie Hicox: Like I said, third best. Whiskey, straight. : Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? Lt. Aldo Raine # hand # delicious # italian # gesture # inglourious basterds : Col. Hans Landa Check out the best dialogues from the film. [busy scalping Hermann] If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend, I suggest you try Vichy. Bridget von Hammersmark: I'm more than just a uniform. As war rages in Europe, a. Ooh! Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. As a German movie star spying for the Allies, she's a fascinating character caught in a series of daring, intense situations. Free shipping for many products! However all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaputt. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Fuck you and your Jew dogs! Yeah, I was just thinking that. Lt. Aldo Raine: [Maj. Hellstrom cocks his Walther pistol and aims it at Lt. Hicox under the table]. 'Flickers Bi-Monthly', and I've had two books published. Bridget von Hammersmark: : [Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. And, as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. You don't like them. It's just a name that stuck. The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. Inglourious Basterds is a nominal remake of the Italian WWII action romp Inglorious Bastards directed by Enzo G. Castellari. I know the film camera does. Yeah, we got a word for that kinda odd in English. Col. Hans Landa: BRITISH, AMERICAN? [giddy] You want to prove they're flesh and blood? But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you'll end the war tonight. Donny Donowitz Col. Hans Landa: "Aldo the Apache" and "the Little Man"? The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make. Pvt. And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don't they? Lt. Aldo Raine I've heard of the Bear Jew. Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa Like I said, third best. [Landa intolerantly points at his lap. That way we can spot 'em just like that. Well, back to the whereabouts of your two Italian saboteurs. I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before. I have no doubt. No. I recorded a new guitarist I met in a cafe last week. : Which is? Say it for me once please? Hirschberg Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. [Nation's Pride is interrupted by Shosanna's movie]. Mein Fhrer, that is just soldier's gossip. More like chewed out. The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man? Where were we? Well, compared to, say, Louis B. Mayer how's he doing? Lt. Aldo Raine: Pfc. Everybody in the German army's heard of Hugo Stiglitz. I've done my share of bootlegging. Lt. Aldo Raine: Donny Donowitz: And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. Joseph Goebbels: You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive. Yeah, that's what we thought. : [Some of the Basterds laugh, and the camera focuses on Stiglitz; the scene freezes and the words "Hugo Stiglitz" appear on the screen]. Those who pretend to work as stuntmen inevitably have to use an Italian accent. However, all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaput. Hugo Stiglitz. Well, you do have to admit it is catchy. Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em. Sgt. But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand. Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. Lt. Aldo Raine And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night, but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann and you need all four to end the war. Is that the way you say it? Yes. And they've been waiting a long time to touch you. That's what I thought. [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. Pfc. [Raine and Utvich grin sardonically as the credits roll]. I'd make that deal. You just say "bingo.". : [in German] You'll be shot for this! How sad. [Aldo is carving a swastika into Private Butz's forehead] Shosanna Dreyfus: It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do. Adolf Hitler Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? Most of it being a complete waste of time, but it needs to be done nevertheless. Am I pronouncing it correctly? A damn good detective. Lt. Archie Hicox What kind of deal? Who are you? Bridget von Hammersmark: You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. It says here you speak German fluently? Fredrick Zoller: The Germans' nickname for me is "the Little Man"? Put your foot in my lap. He had just become a father! And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, you get what you pay for. And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew that is going to do it! That's a pretty exciting story. But you're aware of what they call me? [She holds up her fore, middle, and ring fingers]. A general. You have opera boxes? Where were we? I'm 'onna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. : I see your public speaking has improved. General Ed Fenech: Sound good? Col. Hans Landa: I mean, you're a little fellow, but not "circus-midget" little, as your reputation would suggest. 6 more photos . Wait a minute, he goes to Bridget von Hammersmark: [confused] Bridget von Hammersmark Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily Lt. Archie Hicox: [in German] Col. Hans Landa: Up 'ere, if you engage in what the federal government calls 'illegal activity,' but what we call 'just a man tryin' to make a livin' for his family sellin' moonshine liquor,' it behooves oneself to keep his wits. : The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. Quentin Tarantino has openly admitted that Death Proof is his worst movie, and he's using it as the benchmark to make sure he never makes a movie that bad again.The slasher premise of the film actually had a lot of promise. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none And that, Monsieur, is what a Jew shares with a rat. : ", Lt. Aldo Raine Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family, selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. "Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? Adolf Hitler: Butz Germans' nickname for you. The whole movie is dubbed, so the original dialogue would have had little sense. [long pause, Churchill takes deep draw on his cigar then exhales slowly]. The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen. Tonight. Lt. Aldo Raine Yes! Adolf Hitler: Lt. Aldo Raine: Mir scheint, da fehlt jemand. Search, discover and share your favorite Inglourious Basterds GIFs. Well, if you're willing to barbecue the whole high command, I 'spose that's worth certain considerations. Winston Churchill: Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. Fredrick Zoller: [after a pause] [in German] [puts his hand over his heart] Bridget von Hammersmark [He leaves. Look, she's not a military strategist. "That's a bingo? Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa: Andy Kagan Adolf Hitler Impressive. Tuxedos. : 8) Music. You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Lt. Aldo Raine: Hand me my purse. Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy? Col. Hans Landa: : How'd the shooting start? [in French; subtitled] : I must say, I grow weary of these monkeyshines. Lt. Aldo Raine You may leave us. Director Quentin Tarantino Writer Quentin Tarantino Stars Brad Pitt Diane Kruger Eli Roth See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video : And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only killin' Nazis. The Fhrer and Goebbels's propaganda have said pretty much the same thing, but where our conclusions differ is I don't consider the comparison an insult. Col. Hans Landa [Raine is interrogating Rachtman and poitning out all of his men]. We're American! And Hirschberg third most, so he'll be Donnys assistant." HIRSCHBERG . [sits up] That's what I like to hear. Col. Hans Landa: Quotes . Bridget von Hammersmark [in Italian] Product Identifiers. I didn't think so. [a smack is heard offscreen] Sgt. I made a deal with your general for that man's life! Pfc. Narrator: So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off. When it comes to killing Nazis [one of the guards stirs and groans, and is promptly shot dead on the spot]. Am I German? It is a tavern. Y'know Utivich 'n myself heard that deal you made with the brass.

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