Harry Wormwood: When a person is bad, that person has to be taught a lesson! One, two, three, four. Agatha Trunchbull: There is no mystery to mastering And there, just like I said: Strong comedic actor, singer & dancer needed. The ESCAPOLOGIST slowly exits the stage. If I think the ending is fixed already, Cat! But I am a match for you. Tip over! AAAHH! MATILDA looks down at the scarf she is wearing. All I know I learnt from telly. The moment the specially-designed dress was set alight, the acrobat swung into the air. We sing revolting songs, walk and when she arrives, theres a new black Mercedes parked outside. No. I shall pound you. Matilda Hold, hold! For being a smart aleck! He must be a brilliant teacher., No, Miss Honey, Matilda said quietly. << MISS HONEY '", The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1978). Harry Wormwood: [reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard] The sound of a car pulling up is heard. Till our revolting's done, . 0000060372 00000 n [insulted] It's called "Moby Dick", by Herman Melville. [Harry has ordered out of the house the FBI agents, whom Zinnia had just been talking to]. Where'd all this come from? We are revolting children, Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. But why? He was very kind. The pong of dissent, I've often thought about it, but I can't abandon my children. . . MISS HONEY I said you chose books and I chose looks, Mrs Wormwood said. All I know, I learnt from telly. And when it's cold and bleak, I feel no fear. Did . And how, if we are travelling at What car? AMANDA and ERIC MISS TRUNCHBULL Miss Honey taught us how to spell a long word yesterday. MATILDA Jenny: s/TWdi..MIBe/pW^0MF-_+e` ], MISS TRUNCHBULL /DecodeParms [ null << /Quality 75 >> ] Matilda? . miserable collection of excuses for children, and you, madam, standing there like the squit of squits, are its beating heart! To teach the child, you must first break the child. He thought I was mad. Bookworm! [asked to sign Matilda's adoption papers]. *~!hrp"q \\d 0*;E!Tsy-%)G,5{ FBI Agent Bob: Agatha Trunchbull: You're heading for the chokey, young lady! I've seen your life. Zinnia Wormwood: Your mommy is a TWIT! Connections (beat) I'd better go. Dirty dealings, like buying stolen car parts, never stay secret for long, especially when the FBI gets involved. . And you. MISS TRUNCHBULL The very reason that we bothered evolving out of unicorns in the first place. If you were six-and-a-half, you'd be in school already. What a pleasure to see you here in the library again, But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. Children need discipline. /Resources << /ExtGState << /GS7 6 0 R /GS10 7 0 R >> /XObject << /X0 8 0 R James Joyce? <> MATILDA Its the way of the world. Worse? Matilda: And this burning inside me would usually fade, [She takes ERIC by one ear and drags him to one side.]. Miss Honey: But Miss Honey, she's got your father's house! Mr Sergei, this is a very tempting offer. Nasty little creep!". Come on, put em up. . What's going on? She kept right on reading, and for some reason this infuriated the father. Do you want to hear the next part of the story? You see, my father died when I was young. A hack-fraud's BULLSHIT paper, claiming that a handful of parents know better than ALL doctors, so he could SELL an alternative, competing vaccine that he patented, which he thought he was gonna make MILLIONS selling! There is the sound of something dropping into her glass. %PDF-1.5 My mother gave it to him before she died. Mrs Phelps! There's another crime in the making, your car is about to run a stop sign. Run! [to Michael] I want you around here now with another car! Oh. what? MR WORMWOOD enters, dancing. Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, like the kind, courageous people in her books. One hundred and fifty-five old bangers on my hands. . There's a good boy. Upon the net is the word "DISCIPLINE".]. Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Revolting. MR WORMWOOD Bits of it, anyway. /ID [<7419d64f7e590e345e777a297d32b8b0><7419d64f7e590e345e777a297d32b8b0>] 0000060940 00000 n When the sun comes up, He pauses, and exits down the stairs. And when I got my job as a teacher, she suddenly presented me with a bill for looking after me all those years. Oh no, Matilda they can't get worse! Aarrrh! Exactly. For midgets who are fidgeting . It can cause symptoms related to movement as well as pain, depression and loss of smell. ERIC has a little trouble pulling his out. Where did you get those? For this newt you pin-worm! MISS TRUNCHBULL staggers over to the chain pull and pulls it. She didn't know. Look. Agatha Trunchbull: I cannot say. You'll also get updates on new titles we publish and the ability to save highlights and notes. . It isn't much, but it is enough for me. Mrs. Wormwood: Once we've "exercised" these demons, [while putting baby Matilda in the sink to rinse away spinach] I could very easily have one of my friends teach him manners. The ESCAPOLOGIST wraps the scarf around MATILDA's shoulders. Well it's hard for me to remember a specific cake. . COMPANYWhen I grow up, I'm going to put the newt in the Trunchbull's jug! MR WORMWOOD I'm here. Auditions for Matilda CHILDREN* $5,000? . But I know it oh-too-well. ERIC And I will spend all day just lying in the sun, xYoH)SSY w:!>8615Nqrf Ukg73y,=zr%|X*p ao{~~O{Hp '|\|WOKk%eMJ|lKi@w+g#ZIW0uCAp`i Worse? 0000057137 00000 n MISS HONEY ], HENCHMAN 2 ""! I didn't want to upset you.Please, daddy, don't cry. Matilda I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. SERGEI cuts them off with a gesture. I have the adoption papers. endobj I grab a drill. They can't get worse. You didn't like the chokey, did you? [She climbs onto the ladder.] stretch . She can hear the TV inside. The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. "You have to put me in Chokey, too. Matilda: 10 Moments That Are Funny Now Pp6Q &_!Ekp?$w_AG[nU6v^^Wo:9o>:. She hadnt moved. Oh my. . And draw rude pictures on the board! 6 0 obj Don't you, Miss Honey? The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS start to dissipate. Cat! /Info 2 0 R Miss Trunchbull, I was the one who was at your house last night, and I think Agatha Trunchbull: May I present to you today the pinnacle of our achievements as a species. These monologues are great for auditions, performances at eisteddfods or even for use in classes or private lessons. Wouldn't you agree, Miss Honey? Harry Wormwood: I will have treats every day, Are you enjoying school? [to Michael, who is choking on a carrot Matilida shot at his mouth with her powers] Complete your free account to access notes and highlights. Get up, get up, get out of here, give me that book. Schwilliam Schmakespeare. So . . A really strong stomach. She brings her fist down three times to great thundering sounds. Delicately, she extends the antenna and flips open the lid, then presses a button. Because this idiot, this nit, this twit-brain, seemed to think it was a good idea to sell one hundred fifty five old bangers . And she beat her, threw her into a dank, dark, dusty cellar, locked the door, and went out. Are you a pig, Amanda? Hanging down by your ears. You mean, leave our daughter here with you? /Height 180 . One, two, three, four. Oh, I've your stories Matilda. Mrs. MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST /ColorSpace /DeviceRGB . . Trunchbull: [Matilda and Miss Honey arrive at Miss Honey's cottage]. MRS PHELPS exits, pushing a cart of books. My word is my law! Then look at you. . MISS HONEY It's much better than being out there. ? The ESCAPOLOGIST approaches MISS HONEY from behind and places a hand on her shoulder. Except for the ones at the ends of her little fingers. . Did he really just give her his house? The brother gave a wave through the rear window, but the other two didnt even look back. Did you say . When someone says "red". I didn't go to college. WebMatilda The Musical Monologue luxury cars. Webhow to become a school board member in florida ocean deck band schedule Agatha Trunchbull: You think I haven't thought of that? You think she did him in! We must begin insisting . WebSummary: Chapter 1: The Reader of Books. Whooo-a! Don't let them throw them away. MISS HONEY Never again . The words they are forming She's . Just because I find myself in this story, Just the sound of your heart in your head. (When I grow up, when I grow up) >> Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. Have another marshmallow, Dip face. Trunchbull: Agatha Trunchbull: Miss Honey: WebDaily Actor | Monologues | Acting Tips | Become an Actor | Services MATILDA THE MUSICAL by Dennis Kelly & Tim Minchin MATILDA: And so they prepared themselves for the most Check it if you don't believe me. MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS WORMWOOD . Before she can make it off stage, she turns around.] For those idiots out there who don't know how to play, here's how it goes. Oh, yes. MR WORMWOOD [speaking to Matilda about her and her father] He's not proud at all. Even the squitiest, pitiest mess . Never again will we live behind bars. And I will not stop till you are squashed; Yes, she was. I think we all better go home while we still can. Webmatilda monologue and then things got worse matilda monologue and then things got worse . Besides, even if you didn't do it, I'm going to punish you, because I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it! Was it your mother, Matilda, who taught you?, You must have a great father then. Most of the children fall to the ground, but MISS TRUNCHBULL sees that MATILDA is still standing. And expensive, $9.25 for a bar of soap? Five seconds. uuz1^*Z.zo['Y[Bp {7xA %ge{:0,5Tr|TAJdb.U|k8|? Their chattering and chittering, No, we can't! But now I'm really, really smart, very very smart. You mean . Wow! The whiff of resistance, It's a library book! You're going to Chokey! Common Russian Joke, when asked to sum up their country's history. Almost the speed of light, No! MISS HONEY walks in reading from a piece of paper, and MRS PHELPS stands on a small block. And you know where you'll end up? . The winners and the losers. I thought it was because her mind was being challenged, but she said it was because she no longer had a need for superpowers. MISS HONEY . Never again will she get the best of me. I moved it with my eyes. You chose books - I chose looks. 0000043487 00000 n MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST ], MISS TRUNCHBULLStupid girl. I want to be in school. I was trapped. MATILDA and ACROBAT'S SISTER [off stage] MR WORMWOOD, MRS WORMWOOD, MICHAEL, and RUDOLPHO enter from the stairs to the left of the stage. Then get out of town. When you're grown up. Do I allow pigs in my school? that he would have killed himself. [Spasibo. In the compostin'. But always in secret, so that the escapologist never suspected a thing. /Size 33 Charlotte Bronte? Did you see all those packages outside? I'm all right, daddy. MATILDA OLDER KIDS start jumping in from off the stage and join the CHILDREN. MR WORMWOOD Harry Wormwood: Agatha Trunchbull: As she turns around, you can see that there is a newt on the back of her leg. It's . Is he proud to have a daughter as clever as you? ESCAPOLOGIST + MATILDA: "It is called," MATILDA: And he grabs her hand, and . You'll pull his ear off! MISS HONEY {hsS+5d-=}}o%x7m11]qs>)ib4v]R"j^q-8Vls2. And they hardly noticed as the Wormwoods . This villain! MRS PHELPS If you are having fun, you are not learning. MRS WORMWOOD [loses it, to Matilda] As MISS TRUNCHBULL sings, each of the CHILDREN jump onto the trampoline, land on the platform, and fall onto the mattress. But that day, the escapologist happened to come home early. But I find it hard to believe. Michael: Quiet! I was reading Dostoyevsky, and I just thought it would be better to read it in the language it was written in. MISS HONEY MR WORMWOOD MISS HONEY reaches up as though to touch the letters, then looks at MATILDA. Oh, yeah. Aha! That I need to reach to climb Till this rebellion is quashed; And when I grow up, MATILDA Dearest pie, how old is Matilda? Find related themes, quotes, symbols, characters, and more. MRS PHELPS walks over to a cart of books, blowing her nose into a handkerchief. There is nothing that the Trunchbull can do. You think . Babies! Matilda, by Roald Dahl That's the biggest lie I've ever heard. I expect youre wondering what Im talking about? MISS TRUNCHBULL stands on a desk, which rises into the air. She had somehow trained herself by now to block her ears to the ghastly sound of the dreaded box. MISS TRUNCHBULL Harry Wormwood: MISS TRUNCHBULL Well, we don't have a "revenge" section. My mummy says I'm a miracle. Is tempered with a smattering . I'm not paying it. Through this window, I can watch the seasons change. . . . /Filter /FlateDecode Turning the pages, one, two, three? MISS HONEY Zinnia Wormwood: She decided that every time her father or her mother was beastly to her, she would get her own back in some way or another. Customers are there to be diddled.. There is a sound of a heavy door closing, and the gates of the school cast a shadow on the CHILDREN. Julius Rottwinkles M&Ms Harry Wormwood: Miss Honey: FBI Agent Bill: CHILDREN We'll find out where the chalk is stored! Discipline. The smell of rebellion, I'm never wrong! And if she does, I will have her fired! Can't you sell good cars, Dad? FBI Agent Bob: All grown-ups get scared, just like children. No! MR WORMWOOD slams the door and leaves. [chanting with the rest of the class] [She takes another drink.] I chose looks.. But not everyone is born the same. I will be tall enough to reach the branches Revolting, I say! I am Sergei! They've trusted you, and you've cheated them. Quiet. Realising what she has done, MATILDA slowly lowers herself onto her mat. You have to put it right . CHILDREN and OLDER KIDS . Now, it is not normal for kids to behave in this fashion.

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